Captain Awesome

Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.

go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com

Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?

Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

Captain Sav-a-hoe

Someone trying to get someone else out of a jam or tough situation.

He came runnin up in here pushin the robber down on the ground like he was captian sav-a-hoe

by 1~Renae~ August 14, 2005

captain corndog

the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. The clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. They immobilize their victims by gappling the victim's shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims anus.(similar to a rhino hump)Captain Cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable assasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Corndog just took out 8 butt goblins!

by larker May 3, 2007

Captain Butterkins

An awesomee person who is loved by many,especially me, older and male but called the baby sister by me cause were awesomee :) Happy birthday Captain Butterkinss :)wuv youuuuuuuuuu wots <3 x have a good day big man ;)wee sis :Dxxxxxx

omg did you see that guy :O yup hes my captain butterkins :)

by NinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPenguin May 5, 2010

Make Rohit Indian Captain

Make Rohit Indian Captain because he have 5 Ipl titles as a captain and he is better captain than virat coolie

Virat coolie is a choker therefore Make Rohit Indian Captain

by Ravi Shashtri November 17, 2020

Captain Poopshoot

A comeback to any gay joke that you are the butt of
Also, for people who are really dicks, assholes, or really stupid.

Shut up Captain Poopshoot, you ass-packing anal pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone's south seas, likes to swab the poop deck, and go Arggggghh matey

by LIke you care August 2, 2006

Captain Cowdung

George W Bush.
A fucking idiot, or a ignorant prick, or a racist mother fucker.
Also something you can say to simple people like farmers or other dumb fucks.

That fucking Captain Cowdung really went to far now!

by 10th Of 12 August 2, 2006