dirty micco

A dirty Micco is when you're good at everything but you're too dam lazy to actually do anything.

Man that guy over there he's so good at doing everything but he never wants to do anything what a dirty Micco.

by Yourmomsbigdady May 4, 2021

dirty oj

When you turn someone's glove inside out and wipe your ass with it and then secretly give it back to them. Works great with motorcyclists, golfers, bowlers, weightlifters, etc...

Man, that douchbag left his gym bag in my back seat and I gave him the Dirty OJ. Don't be giving him no high five.

by Old dirty 1975 September 16, 2017

dirty Hieu

The act of having his girlfriend fuck his anus with a spring roll

I did a dirty Hieu on my boyfriend last night.

by Asian goddes September 8, 2021

dirty Paloma

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho

-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet

by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

dirty fauci

A Dirty Fauci is the act of performing oral sex while wearing a face mask with a hole cut in it for safe sex.

Ya bro. Your girl gave Steve a Dirty Fauci, but none of the droplets got in her hair.

by FlaudaFauci February 21, 2021

Dirty Sham

A drink only found at McDonald's from a special request: Half Shamrock Shake and Half Chocolate. Very tasty. Originated in Wisconsin.

Person 1: Hey, where do you want to eat tonight?

Person 2: Let's hit up McDonald's and get some Dirty Shams.

by DasWxMan April 17, 2013

Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012