sloppy high five

When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.

friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch

by JeffbigB July 7, 2011

Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.

The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB

by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 9, 2008

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Sloppy Man Vagina

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.

Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009

Sloppy Joe

Oral Sex, after the penis has entered the anus and is coated with feces

That was one hell of a Sloppy Joe I had last night.

by Randall Cumworthy June 11, 2004

Sloppy Poopy Dick

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

by CookiePuss January 5, 2005