Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

Smexy potato

A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.

You are a smexy potato.

by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 22, 2020

Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.

Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend

by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

Potato 🥔

Me Amazing wowie

You is potato 🥔

by I’m Not Tracer but I want to b February 21, 2019

Pumpkin Potato

Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.

"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."

by That one guy from Toy Story February 10, 2010