Raaviels' law

The law that if someone is super anti-Pedo, they're more likely to get with a minor.

Have you heard about Chris and Emma dating?
Isn't she like 17?
What?! I thought he was super anti-pedo!
Classic Raaviels' Law.

by acid-mommy August 27, 2021

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Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020

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Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.

Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro

by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019

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required by law

A disclaimer used for obvious puns, corny jokes, and things that a person says every time a particular subject comes up.

"I need to go get some caulk." "Well I hope you get a nice, big, long lasting caulk. Yeah, I'm required by law to say that."
disclaimer cliche puns obligatory jokes

by SerenaBlackCat May 22, 2016

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Hogg's Law

In the game 'Mario Kart'. This term applies to anyone who is in 1st place during a race and gets hit by a blue shell.

Usually said in a tone of frustration. Upon being hit by a blue shell the driver may exclaim 'Ahh Hogg's Law!!'

by Gezza87 August 31, 2010

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Similar to Goodwin's Law. Any discussion pointing out a countries problems will include, within the first 20 comments, a reference to how the USA is worse with regard to that particular problem.

First proposed on slashdot

China has a bad pollution problem.

Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.

by mr xqzy January 15, 2013

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