The chosen one

Title character in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2001). Played by Steve Oedekerk, The Chosen one must avenge the death of his family by defeating the Evil Betty/ Master Pain

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

by brydoh April 18, 2005

Murder One

really low hair cut; bald even. Refers to the number one clipper, which cuts the lowest

"Yo, I walked in the room and caught the giggles as soon as I saw that funny looking dude with the murder one."

by Cha Bizzle August 6, 2008

Hooded One

A Hooded One is someone who wears a hood in public everyday. Pale skin, wears all black, deppressed but isn't emo about it, is usually reading, doing work or on their way to what seems like somewhere important when you see them. Usually very intelligent and shy.

Person1: Dude I always see that guy in the hood reading.
Person2: Who?
Person1: That guy over there *points*
Person2: Oh you mean the hooded one.
Person1: Ya, why's he like that?
Person3: Hooded Ones like to read.

by Hooded One September 7, 2006

Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009

Suck One In

When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.

Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled."

Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."

by Rob Sutton August 25, 2006

sloppy one

A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.

Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.

by Funk3e_ChunkEE_3.14 June 3, 2005

down in one

a phrase, chanted repeatedly, when you want someone to finish their drink in one gulp.

man 1: dude, we gotta hurry or we'll miss the game!
man 2: just let me finish my drink, okay?
man 1: down in one! down in one!

by parlejeudi July 11, 2009