Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
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Get the smash n’ pass mug.It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?
"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."
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Get the Pass the Weed mug.A secret phase commonly used on construction sites by lecherous tradesman when a pretty girl is strolling past the construction site.
A drop saw is far too heavy to ‘pass’ therefore when it is yelled out, the crew on site are made aware of a female presence.
A drop saw is far too heavy to ‘pass’ therefore when it is yelled out, the crew on site are made aware of a female presence.
Will - Boys! ‘Pass the drop saw’!
Jaicob - Oh boy! Be right there… Gee, ain’t she a beaut!
Will - Sure is! Every morning at 7.30am like clockwork, anyway back to work.
Jaicob - Oh boy! Be right there… Gee, ain’t she a beaut!
Will - Sure is! Every morning at 7.30am like clockwork, anyway back to work.
by Bootstrap Bill January 29, 2022
Get the Pass the drop saw mug.The Bok-eyed pass is used exclusively in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus elevated its use to the international stage along with other means of underhand and deliberate foul play ignored by incompetent referees & World Rugby.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking Ploys’, subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’. Genius edition.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking Ploys’, subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’. Genius edition.
“Forward pass ref!”. Ref: No, you’re playing the Springboks bru, it was a Bok-eyed pass and only applies to them”.
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