25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

Fruit Lu-pe

An absolute nut head but the most adorable smol bean you’ll meet. She’s cute, smart and an absolute amazing person, I’m so happy to call her mine.

Fruit Lu-pe will you marry me?

by Drizella Kokane January 15, 2019

Fruit Cake

homosexual gay or a queer

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"

by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

european fruit

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021

Booty fruit

Another term for hemorrhoids.

I was with this guy last night he had the most juicy booty fruit. I sucked on them all night

by Friends of Dorothy January 12, 2023