Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand

Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.

by badluckfrog July 18, 2022

Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭

yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz

by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

Key

bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting

oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning

by msnami August 23, 2022

Keys

A man from Free Guy. Extremely hot, and has the brains of albert einstein

Hey whos that?

Keys. Hottest man alive.

by kurtsworld96 wife August 26, 2022

kulcs means key in hungarian

A joke within the Source-based series/arg named INTERLOPER when they got into a dead end investigating a map

Someone: kulcs means key in hungarian
Everyone: we know, stop before we lost track of da map

by GianGood17 February 7, 2026