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bangers and anal

is the equivalent of bangers and mash- multiple sausages (penises) in one toad (anal), this may be served with gravy (shit).
Oh I love a bit of bangers and anal.
by japseye September 19, 2007
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Anal Cheesecake

When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.
I gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night!!!
by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
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Anal Biatch

A Biatch who got used for anal sex purposes
Damn Gee, Dat Biatch is definately one, big bootied Anal Biatch
by Big Davy Deez (DEEZ NUTS) June 19, 2004
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Anal Punched

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**
that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend
by Jwynn July 7, 2009
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Anal Curd

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
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Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!
Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.
by LC, Boston December 16, 2009
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anal legging

"Anal legging" is a sexual activity that homosexuals enjoy. They take the foot, the foot be very dry, they thrust it inside the anus and then they twinkle the toes inside the anus. It is very painful but they like it.
I enjoyed anal legging with you last night.
by Mihkel Raptor January 24, 2011
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