soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

by fairedepipi April 9, 2007

Salad tossing

When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass

I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing

by Keryeet November 2, 2018

Beano Salad

A combination of bodily fluids consisting of spit, cum, period blood, and shit. Then eaten out of gaping asshole

Man, imma need some beano salad right now

by Hwhahdn April 24, 2019

Caesar salad

when a group of people partake in the act of the smoke of the weedz.
"hot boxing"

smoked so much jazz cabbage i'm totes lettuced its like a Caesar salad bro.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

Fruit salad

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.

'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

by The Willy Monster March 10, 2017

chest salad

when you show off the hair on your chest by wearing a low cut "V" neck or a shirt that you can undo buttons. Making it easy for the hair to be seen and touched.

look a Jim's chest salad, he is really tossing her today.

by braydy February 14, 2012

Salad bowl

Bowl with typically salad in it

1.~ „what’s in that bowl?“
2.~ „Salad, it’s a salad bowl“

by OmgDeezNutsAreSoBig July 15, 2022