A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.
Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight
Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.
by aztec709 April 4, 2010
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No, it's not a reference to the television show, "Sons of Anarchy"
No, it's not a reference to the television show, "Sons of Anarchy"
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If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
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