mad one

To be on a mad one=to be going crazily angry at no apparent provocation

Seán: Can I have a pencil please Miss?
Miss Griffin: No Seán, go and buy your own f*cking pencils, you little b*ll*cks.

Seán(to friends):Jesus lads, don't go near Griffin today, she's on a mad one.

by Jamachine May 08, 2007

one-hundred

a one-hundred means what is your motto for life. you are 100% you and you live by this.

"What is your one-hundred?"

"Get rich or die trying"
"I dont start fights, i end them"
"Makie whoopie, generate income"
"Knife fights and smoking blunts"
"slay ladies for money"

by daunte the security guard January 12, 2010

The chosen one

Title character in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2001). Played by Steve Oedekerk, The Chosen one must avenge the death of his family by defeating the Evil Betty/ Master Pain

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.

by brydoh April 19, 2005

Murder One

really low hair cut; bald even. Refers to the number one clipper, which cuts the lowest

"Yo, I walked in the room and caught the giggles as soon as I saw that funny looking dude with the murder one."

by Cha Bizzle July 14, 2008

down in one

a phrase, chanted repeatedly, when you want someone to finish their drink in one gulp.

man 1: dude, we gotta hurry or we'll miss the game!
man 2: just let me finish my drink, okay?
man 1: down in one! down in one!

by parlejeudi July 10, 2009

Suck One In

When a certain individual sucks air in through the back passage ways, using the anal and sphincter glands, this can then be farted back out. Resulting in the process often called a 'Fake Fart'.

Luke: "Sutton suck one in bled."

Sutton: "Yeah no probs man, lemme get in position."

by Rob Sutton August 25, 2006

Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009