by You could probably guess May 31, 2003
Get the vancouver island marmotmug. Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.
"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."
by Maul Panes September 8, 2011
Get the Oak Island, NCmug. When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and the man is sitting on the floor licking her clit.
by jjfray July 1, 2009
Get the rhode island razzamatazzmug. Not all white jews like everybody might think. we have it all rich neighborhoods poor neighbor hoods and middle class. if u like beaches you will like LI. It does get boring because it is only so big.
I went to school wit thugs nerds jews catholics spanish and asians u can get it all on Long Island,NY
by LIDefender April 19, 2009
Get the Long Island,NYmug. by kdefinitions February 11, 2021
Get the island gyalmug. When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
by Warren Piece March 6, 2007
Get the Long Island Shoehornmug. A crappy little island where 1/2 the people are fishermen and are on unemployment 3/4 of the year. There are no forests and everywheres is potato fields except in swamps. The whether is not very nice and the houses are ugly but tourists think it's totally awesome here. Commonly abbreviated as PEI.
I get drunk every weekend because I am from PEI.
I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.
I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.
I am dumber than anyone outside of PEI because I went to a school in Prince Edward Island.
I go to the beach every day, even when it rains, because I'm in PEI.
by Bob the BlueBerry July 6, 2009
Get the Prince Edward Islandmug.