Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023

Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican

Jason Massara is goated

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.

1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.

by Uscjason March 30, 2019

Jason Reid

Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.

Person 1- omg did you see Jason Reid’s dogs
Person 2- yes they are so cute!!!

by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022

Jason

Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.

Jason is a might God, He is a hopeless romantic and is gorgeous.

by PandaNanda November 23, 2021