Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

im poppy

A saying by a fictional character named poppy made by Meriah Pereirah and Titanic Sinclar.

person 1:Whats you name?
person 2:Im poppy Im poppy Im poppy Im poppy

by bgv8i March 9, 2017

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

im bored

im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do than look on Urban Dictionary for potentially funny definitions. Of course, none of these definitions actually entertain you so you just type what's on your mind.

"I'm bored!" Jonathan cried out. Susan replies to Jonathan's statement with, "You should find something entertaining to do then instead of just letting things bore you." im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do. filler for this definition being published

by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025

Im 'Bout Chill

Essentially telling someone to "Calm Down"

William : "Im gonna murder you"
Chris : "William im 'bout chill"

by ifwnujabes May 19, 2025

help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK

help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.

by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021

im a slut for him

Girls who are obessive over a man

id take my clothes for him! im a slut for him

by anonymous July 18, 2023