the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

did Washington drive a doger

yes he did

person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye

by aGayPotatoe September 14, 2023

Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

drive stay

When you pull up to someone with your vehicle and stay to beat them up. Opposite a of drive by.

Lol, just did a drive stay at this dudes house.

by KimoPlays December 15, 2020

Drive Runner

Someone physically attractive; someone who "runs" your sex "drive" up.

That girl at the bar is a real Drive Runner, my balls are already blue

by GarciaForReal99 January 4, 2024

Suicide Drive

An excursion to a dangerous place/ far away from your current destination with or without a friend.

"Hey bran, want to go for a suicide drive?"

by shahmenman September 21, 2016

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit

“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”

by RJwazhere April 28, 2024