California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

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Baja California

A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.

His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺

by Fnafashtonpalsyohtanitacoma June 30, 2023

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California Raspberry

When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...

by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

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California

Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s

“California Suck’s”

by Zaviro March 25, 2022

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California Nevada

A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.

“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game”

by McFizzLizz February 14, 2022

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