August 5th

National ask all the single boys out you know day!

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! It's national ask out all single boys you know day, I didn't like any of you!

Hi, it's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023

August 4th

Oh look its August 4th, Kaiya's birthday.
Make sure to wish her a happy birthday.

Oh my, Its August 4th, Happy birthday Kaiya!

by That hot gal from school June 14, 2022

August 27

A day where boys/girls can tell them to kiss the smallest in the class!!!!

Girl:kiss her!!!!!! Boy:Oh no today's August 27!!!!!!!

by Iheart_autumn April 6, 2022

august 12 2005

Birthday of the best bad bitch.
If you are born on this day you most likely are attracted to the same sex and have an amazing best friend

Best friend: when were u born
You: August 12 2005
Best friend: HAHA GAY AND U LOVE ME

by Ekpppppppp April 18, 2023