i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

driving a bus on the boulevard

Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.

Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?

by Who Let The Frogs Out April 24, 2018

Driving the bus

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan

Amy “are you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“

by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020

test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments

I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.

Man I did a Madrid drive by last night.

by Submarine crew August 7, 2014

Drive stay

The moment where Jake Paul should have fought Dillon Danis in the streets but was too much of a pusseo

“I didn’t drive stay Dillon Danis, why?
Because I’m a pussy of course!

by Fook jake Paul December 22, 2020

Australian Drive-Thru

When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.

I didn't shower after last night, so I just hit the Australian Drive-Thru instead.

by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020