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Anal Cheesecake

When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.
I gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night!!!
by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011
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bangers and anal

is the equivalent of bangers and mash- multiple sausages (penises) in one toad (anal), this may be served with gravy (shit).
Oh I love a bit of bangers and anal.
by japseye September 19, 2007
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Anal Biatch

A Biatch who got used for anal sex purposes
Damn Gee, Dat Biatch is definately one, big bootied Anal Biatch
by Big Davy Deez (DEEZ NUTS) June 19, 2004
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anal stickage

When anal hair sticks from one cheek to the other. Usually caused by poop particles, semen slippage from masterbation, or just plain sweat. Usually very painful to pull apart and can leave a red irritating bump.
Tim told me he had his worst anal stickage of the year after he worked out and had his post workout poop and masterbation session.
by 69'n pubes October 29, 2010
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Anal Cathedral

An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.
by PoonMasta69 August 13, 2012
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Anal Curd

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
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anal raisin

anal raisins

the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman

small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup

man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole

my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged

she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory

the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
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