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Old Whore's Diet

Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.

From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
by Sacralita April 24, 2005
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Day Old Cake

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"
"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...
by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009
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The Old DeVry Try

Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."
"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."
by Thornbrow April 21, 2010
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new old

I can't tell if that guy has a limp, or if he's just new old.
by Tom Cook March 24, 2004
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old school purist

One who is dedicated to the original and best version of various things. One who is not swayed in any way by trends, fads, styles, etc. of things. One who insists on high quality and is not interested in cheap knockoffs. One who detests all things that are inferior, even though these inferior things are hyped and promoted by the mainstream.
An old school purist who games would insist on playing the Original Dungeons & Dragons instead of all the later developed cheap imitations of the real thing.
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18 year old

The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
by I am cool 2015 January 4, 2020
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tig old biggies

Another way of saying big old titties with some letters mixed around, and it also sounds pretty tight.
Her tig old biggies were so ginormous that she was the reason the Titanic went down so fast.
by Mc Cream Dream November 18, 2007
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