An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.
School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
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If your life is lacking in any way, then you should get your own version of an Ashley Yonder because there's only one and her heart is spoken for!
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Guy:Omg who’s that person playing softball at P.E
Other guy:That’s Ashley
Guy:Their horrible
Other guy:Ong
Other guy:That’s Ashley
Guy:Their horrible
Other guy:Ong
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Stop being such and Ashley!
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The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
Ashley is an English unisex given name, originally a place name and surname. It is derived from the Old English (Anglo-Saxon) words æsc (ash) and lēah (meadow, forest clearing).
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Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker
Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks
Student 2: 4th
Student 1: Isn't that Ashley Baker
Student 2:Ya
Student 1:She sucks
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