hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..

When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.

by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010

Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Basic hoe

A basic hoe is a synonym for basic bitch

Y'all basic hoes.

by Bajiioo June 11, 2018

Fugly Hoe

some one who is vary uglyy and uses sex to make him/her feel pretty

Chad looks at himself in the mirror and wonders why he bothered to be born."Damn I am a fugly hoe," he thinks. Then, after a wild night with Chrissy he feels pretty inside.

by MarisaMariamMC October 5, 2008

Tarot Hoe

One addicted to that good, good Tarot. Digging up all the Tarot dirt on you. Willing to do some sketchy acts for a Tarot deck. Talks dirty with the Tarot. Will split open a new deck, just like a pair of legz. Down for some shady Tarot spreads. Addicted to the Tarot and all things Tarot related. Always down for Tarot and chill.

She was a true Tarot Hoe, the way she spread her fingers over the cards. Eyeing each card up and down, ready to dissect every question you breathed her way. If I had to guess, I would say this Tarot Hoe is a bit deck obsessed.

by Forever Wild Tarot May 13, 2019

Hoe-Jack

When a hoe is stolen from a pimp its a Hoe-Jack

If you are a pimp and another pimp kills you and(or) steals your Hoes

by Brian Bowden August 13, 2004

Hoe Hog

Someone who trys to get with a girl when they know you want to ask them out. This person is usually someone who can get with any girl, but chooses to ask out the one that you like.

Guy #1: Hey, I think I might ask that chick out.

Guy #2: Ya right man, you have no chance with her! I'm asking her out!

Guy #1: You barely even know her! Fucking hoe hog!

by Dezzrek December 5, 2009