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Eviction Man

Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…

Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)

The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.

Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.

The poor man: I’m fucked.
by AntiCircumcisionMan December 14, 2023
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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Hütting the Man

Provocating the Mr. Ralf Hütter, before he turns into Hutman and starts the Third Impact.

Make sure not to hüt the man because you hütted the other man
Wanger: "I've put Sleeping Pills in his Coffee, let's see what happens 😏😏"
Balter: "Oh god motherfuckin' dammit. You are going to Hüt the Man!" (going-to-future of Hütting the Man)
Ralf: *transforms*
Ralf: 🟨

*Komm Süsser Tod plays*
by Hütterman December 15, 2023
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oily man

That a vary oily man
by emiisadinosur December 19, 2023
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Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 6, 2023
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man

Person born with a penis between the legs.
by Quardisplay April 6, 2023
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big big boss man

When a boy inserts his big girthy cock into a woman’s brown tight soon to be roast beef pussy and then rubs his nose all over here shitty asshole and then puts it on wellas left asscheek and then finishes with putting eggs excretions on her right asscheek.
I want to give you a big big boss man later tonight.
by Dirtyboy_69 April 6, 2023
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