You Cant Escape

you enter you cant escape

muahahaah you cant escape

by djaidenJ October 14, 2021

You

Beautiful it was…
I was there…
In your arms…
Looking at you…
You were…
Smiling, laughing…
As we held hands …
I could spend every moment there❤️❤️❤️

Someday this dream I dream I will not wake…
As this will be my every day❤️❤️❤️❤️
Until then, this dream I will cherish…
Thankful I am for what my dreams at night make!!!

I love YOU!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 10, 2023

do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

Fuck you

You are a great kid

Fuck you how did you do that

by Tumatuma November 14, 2023

did you every saw a so fast dog?

the dog is fast

Person 1: did you every saw a so fast dog?

Person 2: wut

by justsomeguy 101 October 13, 2022

you essay

noun

a phonetic way to spell “u.s.a.”, seldom and exclusively used for comedic effect.

“i was born and raised in the you essay.”

by orzwab June 7, 2025

because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.

Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018