A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
by gay.llama February 20, 2023

A place where you often go to get butt-fucked by papers and pencils. Also, most of the time you feel helpless and have no idea what to do.
"Hey bro!! Did you make a lot of money with your career?"
"No i got fucked by High School, so like im retarded and broke"
"No i got fucked by High School, so like im retarded and broke"
by ZoinkedPotato March 28, 2019

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

To be High-On-Ass is an experience. To do so you must suck the life force out of an asshole's asshole. A very simple procedure, you will start to see flying grapes or little baby midget children, watch out, the boob fairy might catch you.
"Yo dude, I'm high-on-ass rn. Lowkey getting ass-fucked by the boob fairy isn't that bad. The flying grapes are cute, they keep telling me to kill myself tho... And I'm kinda lowkey down-"
by The shuts August 20, 2018

-“bitch, i have an essay due tomorrow, my friends are beefing, and i’m dead tired.”
-“that’s high school “
-“that’s high school “
by notmyrealnameeeeeee April 21, 2018

1st year(half of u - omg im a freshman i feel so old and cool . other half - do not make eye contact or seniors will beat me up)
2nd year(half of u - haha look at all those weak freshman. other half - still gotta watch out 4 dem seniors)
3rd year (half of u - uhh... another year. other half - FUCK SENIORS)
4th year (half of u - HAHA cant wait to get outta this dump. other half - now i gotta worry about collage seniors)
this site told me to include a def- of high school so i ripped the def from google----- enjoy------ a school that typically comprises grades 9 through 12, attended after primary school or middle school.
2nd year(half of u - haha look at all those weak freshman. other half - still gotta watch out 4 dem seniors)
3rd year (half of u - uhh... another year. other half - FUCK SENIORS)
4th year (half of u - HAHA cant wait to get outta this dump. other half - now i gotta worry about collage seniors)
this site told me to include a def- of high school so i ripped the def from google----- enjoy------ a school that typically comprises grades 9 through 12, attended after primary school or middle school.
by AdvancedR599 August 18, 2018

"when someone cries so much they can't cry anymore, and then 10 minuets later they feel that woozy high feeling"
Person 1: Yo are you ok you were just crying for like a half. Hour
Person 2: ya I feel alittle weird though like light headed and not all here
Person 1: oh ya don't worry you're just cry high
Person 2: ya I feel alittle weird though like light headed and not all here
Person 1: oh ya don't worry you're just cry high
by Anynymoose2003 February 1, 2018
