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isopodic bastard

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.
by uwuwer3000 December 6, 2020
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fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
by fart bastard July 22, 2022
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Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.
Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.
by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022
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lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch
Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “
by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020
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kill deck Bastards

A name given to someone who uses a kill deck in marvel snap
Person 1:dude i finally made it to omega but those kill deck Bastards are still everywhere

Person 2:yeah man there god damn parasites
by bobiscool533 April 26, 2025
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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Titty Bastard

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!
by Exogear April 19, 2018
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