Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest

"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"

by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

Getting Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and you know that you did something wrong if this is presented to you in any way shape or form.

Hey remember that soldier that PCS’s last year?…Yeah he ended up getting hooked!

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.

last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.

by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007

allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015