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by capri123 May 17, 2019
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You: *wakes up from desk nap and looks at light* “I-is this heaven?”

Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”

You: *actually dies*
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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by Boom stick August 7, 2019
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A place where there is an insane thought that you really will need this bullshit for life. Where teachers run free and thrive inside shitty moldy brick walls confinements that smell B.O. and depression. Sounds like jail, right? Yeah, but honestly jail is better than school because you're not being forced to analyze every fucking thing that comes to one of those teachers heads. You have around 6 hours of pure torture and forced thinking to get home to do something worse than Ebola - Homework. Because six fucking hours of hard labor isn't enough, you need to do around 3 hours more worth of hard labor IN YOUR OWN ABODE. If that isn't enough half of the school is full with insufficient assholes who can't read a fucking sentence for shit who, in the end, get the whole class a detention with the silverbacks (teachers).
In conclusion, drop out of school, and do drugs.
" Hey do you want to go to the party tomorrow"
"Sorry Brandon, I can't because I have to go to school tomorrow, just like I do, every day of the week."
"Oh shit, I have to too. Do they even think we need social interaction?"
"No Brendon they don't."
by your great uncle tyrone June 10, 2018
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school is a waste
by I C a n ' t s m i l e May 13, 2019
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oh NoO school is bad they shoot rifles and touch things that are priveat
my englsigh teecher where's sandals and smeells his finger too much
by fleeb October 19, 2003
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