Rusty Banana

A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.

Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up André the Giant's asshole.

by chickenassholes November 15, 2010

Rusty Sawmill

An advanced sexual maneuver. First, make a girl run on a treadmill till she has to take a shit. Then fuck her in the ass and till your dick is covered in shit. Then have her squeeze her legs together. Fuck her squeezed together sweaty legs till you get to the arches of her feet. Fuck the arches of her feet till you skeet.

Merry Christmas dear, its a new treadmill, now we can do the Rusty Sawmill without you having to do so many squat-thrusts.

by JSPRAYYYYY January 14, 2011

Rusty Valiant

A term for a car that is usually older and was once good/cool however time and the elements have rusted it to hell and the owner doesn't know it or denies it.

Dylan thought his car was so cool but it was really a rusty valiant

by Mario party players May 9, 2006

rusty anchor

When one takes a giant dump outside of the toilet in order to freeze it and later used as a beating stick or a dildo.

1. will: that bitch really pissed me off
olly: did you give her a beat down
will: yeah i took my rusty anchor out and fucked her shit up

2. will: get any action last night ray
ray: nah jess wont give it to me any more so i got out my rusty anchor and went to town on myself

by kimbosleezy March 9, 2009

rusty palmjob

receiving a handjob from someone with tetanus

after last nights rusty palmjob i had to get a tetanus shot.

by ng222 June 24, 2007

Rusty Steamboat

when a small dog licks the upper-crack of a italian and then proceeds to lick the same person on their eyelids unexpectedly

man my dog this morning gave me a rusty steamboat it was hilarious/disgusting

by M.Walk January 7, 2011

Rusty Pochahontas

When you paint with all the colours of the wind. You fart, real loud, and real liquid. Make sure, you eat things with dye. That way, the shit is multicolored. you then smear it all up the wall(or your partners body) with your hands.

Last night i gave Ahmed a rusty pochahontas. His eyes were certainly opened. Unfortunatley he soon left me for need of more scat in his sex life.

by Merisua May 18, 2007