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Rusty Banana

A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.
Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up André the Giant's asshole.
by chickenassholes November 15, 2010
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Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.
Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.
by opie3855 August 7, 2018
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Rusty Valiant

A term for a car that is usually older and was once good/cool however time and the elements have rusted it to hell and the owner doesn't know it or denies it.
Dylan thought his car was so cool but it was really a rusty valiant
by Mario party players May 9, 2006
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rusty anchor

When one takes a giant dump outside of the toilet in order to freeze it and later used as a beating stick or a dildo.
1. will: that bitch really pissed me off
olly: did you give her a beat down
will: yeah i took my rusty anchor out and fucked her shit up

2. will: get any action last night ray
ray: nah jess wont give it to me any more so i got out my rusty anchor and went to town on myself
by kimbosleezy March 9, 2009
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Rusty Steamboat

when a small dog licks the upper-crack of a italian and then proceeds to lick the same person on their eyelids unexpectedly
man my dog this morning gave me a rusty steamboat it was hilarious/disgusting
by M.Walk January 7, 2011
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Rusty Pochahontas

When you paint with all the colours of the wind. You fart, real loud, and real liquid. Make sure, you eat things with dye. That way, the shit is multicolored. you then smear it all up the wall(or your partners body) with your hands.
Last night i gave Ahmed a rusty pochahontas. His eyes were certainly opened. Unfortunatley he soon left me for need of more scat in his sex life.
by Merisua May 18, 2007
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rusty palmjob

receiving a handjob from someone with tetanus
after last nights rusty palmjob i had to get a tetanus shot.
by ng222 June 24, 2007
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