by Krissy Elaine May 7, 2017
Get the Porn Bornmug. Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.
by Penthusiast April 9, 2012
Get the pen pornmug. After the boom of soft porn in the 1970s and the mainstream advent of hard porn in the 80s-90s, smart porn is the inevitable market leader in adult entertainment for the the 21st century.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Taking its name from the international dynamics of the behaviour exerted by nations in the form of 'hard power' and 'soft power' (coercion via military might and co-option and attraction, respectively), 'smart power' combines elements of these two to achieve more than each is capable of individually.
Therefore:
Smart porn blends the best elements of hard and soft pornography, (doing away with 'gonzo' bullshit and exploiting the best angles, as well as genuinely attractive actors to capture authentic eroticism and artistic integrity without sacrificing the visually explicit element of the audiovisual experience. In addition, great importance is given to aspects such as high production value, quality of location and engaging storyline.
Examples of smart porn companies include Private Media Group and Marc Dorcel (proving once again that the Europeans are the real masters in this long standing artform). Smart porn is aimed just as much at the adventurous female audience as at the typical male target.
Dude: hey sweet cheeks, wanna come back to my place and spark up some OG kush with a porno in the background?
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
Chick: are you kidding? I'm not the kind of girl who's into hard porn
Dude: this ain't no shitty hard porn honeybuns, I only ever put on the smart porn for the special lady friends. Get ready to enjoy the way porn was meant to be viewed.
Chick: well, ok...
by Ontology Mustard November 16, 2010
Get the Smart pornmug. After seeing the opera, I realized the porn noise coming from her vagina sounded like the lady I just heard on stage. It was a unique noise that no one wanted to hear but they would pay to see it anyday.
by Shannon McCarthy April 30, 2008
Get the porn noisemug. Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
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