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Velvet Lesbian

An emotionally pretentious person.
Someone who holds themselves to a standard that can be easily usurped.
Is deeply offended by any type of criticism.
John is such a velvet lesbian. I have to pretend that I like all of his music because he gets emotional when people don't share his musical opinion.
"You just don't understand me, and you never will." -John
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skater lesbian

G1: Woah! That girl is so cool!
G2: I know, right? She's like the skater lesbian of my dreams...
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lesbian pasta

A pasta dish containing a multitude of seafood elements. Can include but is not limited to: clams, mussels, prawns, calamari, fish, etc.
“Wow, although very fishy, this is some tasty lesbian pasta!”
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unconscious lesbian

A female who is very much unaware of their homosexuality, and is basically a lesbian, but just doesn't realize it.
Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018
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londyn the lesbian

she is your local lesbian queen. she’s the queen of all emos and is still in the closet but is very very gay. everyone thinks she’s straight but she absolutely loves girls.
i heard londyn the lesbian is gay… but everyone thinks she’s straight
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Male lesbian

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Lesbian Culture

Lesbian Culture is when a lesbian tweets "I want a girlfriend" and other lesbians reply "me too" but nobody makes a move.
Person 1: I want a girlfriend
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: This is Lesbian Culture
by nope_thanks August 6, 2022
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