Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

im rats

when you're mad at someone and pissed at him

joey:im rats today
sahar:who are you rats at
joey: im rats at you

by notsahar May 30, 2016

im sheep cuz

I'm chillin/ I'm cool / I'm ight

Home dawg : how you doin'
Me : im sheep cuz

by Hail bro February 22, 2017

Im

A very, no, the prettiest bitch in the whole fucking world!

"Im, look at you!" "(your friends name)= Im

by theprettiestbitchintheworld May 29, 2020

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

a THING that loves books

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023