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Douche Groupie

1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.

2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
by skudrudder August 16, 2009
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Douche bag

MTV VMA
taylor swift wins.
Kanye: Sorry Taylor I love you, but Beyonce had the best video of the decade.

...That's a douche bag in action right thur
by jenellefosho September 20, 2009
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douche-amania

when you are put in situations where you are surrounded my complete and total douchebags.
omg guise this place is total douche-amania. let's get the fuck outta here.
douche douchebag
by neverbebg April 1, 2010
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Douche Moccasins

Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.

Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:

$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.

ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.

Gators, worn for any reason
by Bobotron March 24, 2010
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Douche-Fag

1)A person who is obnoxious, extremely annoying, inconsiderate and is also a brainless utter waste of oxygen with an existence more pathetic than that of a fruit fly.

2)A really Douchy Fag.
Douche-fag:hitler was a very nice person who should be respected.

Kid:Douche-fag...

ex.George W Bush
by Darcs January 26, 2010
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Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.
person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!
by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010
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douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.
"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."
by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009
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