Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024
last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
by Limit crosser January 21, 2023
I don’t usually like nic when I’m already crossed but screw it, let me borrow your vape - I’m getting cross domed tonight!
by Beter Borker June 02, 2022
A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 September 21, 2015
by keiejwj February 04, 2023