AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 21, 2020

11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

I am the man

Everybody knows your name.

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."

by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020

2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

by Bean plant February 12, 2020

Amelie

Likes it up the bum, will always be there for you but likes to Sniff lines at the weekends. Men always have a good time with her, for low price too! Amelie should always avoid a Matt or he will try to split her in half.

That Amelie tastes like lobster, expensive and classy but also extremely fishy.

by Beepboop5736 March 6, 2020

amelie

Amelie is such a pretty girl and she will do anything to keep you as a friend. she is quite sensitive but will never show it to anyone. most Amelies are hot as hell and you should do anything to keep her if she is your girlfriend because once you loose her it will take a while to gain her full trust ever again. she buys the best presents ever and her amazing sense of humour is the best present to get from her because if she does joke around with you, you have then gained her full sense of security.

boy one: oi that Amelie is so sweet
boy two: nahh leave her she is defo mine
boy one: rahh im finna steal her

by rahhfam14 March 6, 2020

AM-UNODIR

nickname from Jordan Thomas Cooper for Dubya appointee Amanda Makki, Esq.

AM-UNODIR was the highest ranking Iranian-American female in the Army during Dubya’s administration and the Army is the largest branch of the armed forces.

by Coop Dupe March 18, 2020