Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
grandma=g
B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010
Get the Nature Nerdmug. An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.
It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!
Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!
Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
Get the Pizza Nerdmug. to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop
(see nerd drop)
(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
Get the nerd jackmug. Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?
Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
Get the Nerd Pokermug. Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015
Get the cactus nerdmug. Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.
Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.
by MisterGainer May 13, 2014
Get the nerd snifflesmug. Nerd signaling is the conspicuous expression of stereotypical skills or values held by nerds, done primarily with the intent of enhancing social standing among nerds; commonly used as a pejorative characterization to criticize what can be seen as empty, or superficial support, of nerd culture.
"That's the power of math, people!" - Tilly, on Star Trek: Discovery, nerd signaling to every viewer that she's a smartypants just like them
by J.R.N January 26, 2019
Get the Nerd Signalingmug.