Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
by Whore Dan December 04, 2020
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Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.
No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.
by Money MT May 19, 2010
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squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.
Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.
by Lefucktard November 17, 2015
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squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.
"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."
by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013
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squirrel jones

squirrel jones is my god
by jammypop April 10, 2017
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firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
by Wayward EMT January 22, 2016
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squirrel pissing

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011
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