Cousin

Someone very hot that you should TOTALLY FUCK RIGHT NOW

Person 1: Heyy Generic cousin name, you lookin MIGHT fine today ;)
Person 2 (Presumable Cousin): Ummm I have a boyfriend, also we are cousins that's gross
Person 1: Even better ;) (Proceeds to strip naked, rips off cousins clothes and starts to fuck her)
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by CousinFricker420 March 31, 2022

irregular-triple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-triple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

first step-cousin-pibling

1. The child of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The child of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cousined

The act of categorizing someone as a distinct family although they are not.

"Guys you are practically family to me, I wish we could be Cousined together."
"You are part of the family now, you have been Cousined."

by Gary Nineteen 88 August 31, 2018

decuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Decuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-first cousin-pibling

Parent's half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

fourth-cousin-6X-removed

Fourth-cousin-six-times-removed (4C6R).

My fourth-cousin-6X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021