A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
by cole:) May 25, 2020
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Person 1: "Oh, have you seen there was a person who helped a fan who was struggling?"
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
Person 2: "Yes, it must of been Noah Schnapp
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Myron: Yo, have you heard of that song called Noah Goat that the one and only Noah Boat dropped a bit ago?
Kiki: Oh my god! Yes of course its like, so good. Everybody should know about it by now!
Kiki: Oh my god! Yes of course its like, so good. Everybody should know about it by now!
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by King Chrome August 18, 2020
Get the Pulling a Noah mug.Noah, is the most amazing GIRL you will ever meet! Because Noah is not only a boys name ofcourse.
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
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Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
She’s hot and dangerous! She could steal your boy anytime, without trying.
She also is super sweet and absolutely adorable.
You simple will not find a better person than her she is the best you will ever meet. She is the queen!
Not to forget she’s also very cool and funny ;)
That’s it for now
Boy1: Wow I wish I had a noah by my side!
Boy2: Yes absolutely I want her so bad
Boy1: Well we don’t stand a change with a perfect girl like that
Noah is a perfect girl
by Smokeysoy August 26, 2020
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