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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
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arts nerd

A person involved in lots of different art programs. Usually are in many after school activities such as Band, Orchestra, Choir, Show Choir, School Plays , etc. The stereotype is someone who is referred to as the artsy one in class of at home.
Stacy: Hey bob. What are you working on?
Bob: Just working on something for art class.
Stacy: OK. So, do you wanna see a movie tonight?
Bob: I can't i have choir and i have to run lines for the play and practice for my Orchestra concert tomorrow.
Stacy: You're such a arts nerd Bob! You never have time to hang out with your friends!
by draw306 February 13, 2017
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nerd machine

Any type of online gaming device such as X-Box, PlayStation and PC. These devices suck the players into the games like a time machine thus losing hours of their lives by playing these online games. The “nerds” don’t even realize how much time they are spending on the games.
Hey have you seen John at all today? No, last thing I knew he was playing nerd machine.
Oh forget it, probably won’t see him for a while.
by Invham December 22, 2021
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Book Nerd

Someone who is obviously a huge nerd.

No doubt about it.

Their favorite book is probably something like Lord of The Rings.
That girl is pretty hot but man is she a book nerd. She says she's not a nerd but her Elvish tattoo says otherwise
by YeaKevin June 24, 2019
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