My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

my dash

A term used to describe how fast you driven with your car.

Haha your so slow my dash is 140

by TSullyTyler February 17, 2018

My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it

Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke

by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018

My World

Jon Healy

My world = Jon Healy

by #PWND January 16, 2018

my haters

People who act like they hate you or they are really annoying to you but really they wanna be you.

My Haters just really wants to be me

by Daddy's best friends wife's February 10, 2017

on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

In my bag

To be financially stable. To have more money than one needs. To be living the capitalist dream... Raking it up

Can't wait to be in my bag so I can start buying $1500 shoes like it's nothing.

by Moneybagsrafs December 25, 2020