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Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day
She was late because she had morning feet
by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016
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5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
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Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....
The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...
by The Daemon November 2, 2013
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Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
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