My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it

Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke

by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018

My World

Jon Healy

My world = Jon Healy

by #PWND January 16, 2018

my haters

People who act like they hate you or they are really annoying to you but really they wanna be you.

My Haters just really wants to be me

by Daddy's best friends wife's February 10, 2017

MY STEPMOM

A PERSON THAT YOU CAN FUCK ON A PORNO AKA KYLIE

MY STEPMOM IS A WHORE

by Fuckface1283901 December 2, 2019

My face

The reason why I'm single

My face IS so UGLY

by KdbeuzhskUba jj sy December 15, 2019

my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020