Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.

Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.

by Hahabitch68 February 15, 2019

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Jose

Most likely a water or fire sign
Probably likes another girl

Smooth player(acts like he isn’t but he is)
Connections through his family

“Yk Jose right?”
“The one who’s always talking to someone new?”
“Yeah, how do you know him?”
“I’m friends with his cousin. I knew him since he was young”

by Moist door handle November 21, 2021

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Jose

A fat ugly buzz cut pig. He cheats on every girl he gets with. Do not date this creature he will literally love bomb and probably eat you with how big he is.

Jose: i like you

You: i dont like you

Jose: i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i love you

You: creep

by Sparkleunicornpuppy123 December 29, 2024

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Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.

Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz

by 241D3N July 1, 2019

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