Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Jess Phillip’d

Being prosecuted or convicted for disagreeing with a woman either online or in person, in the UK.

Named after the UK Government Minister for Mens Involuntary Gender Reassignment Surgery Jess Phillips, who while living in a 90% Muslim riding of Birmingham was elected to the UK Parliament without any chicanery whatsoever.

Mate, careful what you write online or you’ll get Jess Phillip’d.

by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026