of a morning

on most days before noon.

"I prefer to look out the window of a morning and decide then whether a coat is needed"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

green morning

that day after you smoke so much when you wake up and still feel high

i cant focus on typing this post, im having a green morning .

by four2zerochikk March 2, 2011

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall

"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall

by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013