When you sit on your hand until it is numb and put on a medical grade glove and masturbate with yourself.
Man, being stuck in my apartment is tough, but at least I can have a visit with Dr. Strangeglove every now and then.
by Dr strangeglove August 25, 2021

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.
He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018

by Da Ghetto Dr Suess August 10, 2021

by luhsiah April 17, 2022

Someone who is extremely prone to getting really ill in the cold, yet is someone who longs for freezing temperatures.
"Man, I love the snow, but I'm always super ill when I go outside."
"Man, you're such a Dr Freezeburn."
"Man, you're such a Dr Freezeburn."
by flandersfourofour April 19, 2018

1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
by Mischievo December 11, 2009

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.
oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!
by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
