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chronic depression 

when there is a severe chronic shortage, ie when a truck full of herb is stopped and anybody who could chop a peice is bunning their personal stash instead of selling it
after that truck full of herb got baited, half the town fell into a chronic depression
chronic depression by gggaaaaa September 19, 2006

Happy Depression

LOL it doesn't sound like tis possible does it? Well it's basically when you spend all day doing something SO awesome (usually with someone you have feelings for) that the next day when you go back to your normal life, you feel sad that every day can't be like that amazing day. The reason it's happy is because nothing "bad" happened. Something good happened that you wish would happen more often. It wears off within a few days or so, and is nothing that will last. What will last is your increased feelings toward the your "crush" so to speak.
Guy: Dude, how was yesterday with (insert lover's name here)?

Other Guy: It was amazing! I wish that everyday could be as amazing as yesterday. I've got bad case of Happy Depression.

Guy: Sucks man

Other Guy: IKR

Post porn depression 

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.
He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.

chill depression 

A depression where you can still have if times but they fade away quickly
"She doesn't smile often what's wrong with her?"

"Oh yea she's been in a chill depression for about a year now"
chill depression by Kiyah14 August 1, 2017

kpop depression 

When you love the boys so much that you cry day and night, it also ruins your mental health and you get into kpop depression
Eg: I love baekhyun so much, he is the cutest fluff baby I have ever seen. I cry day and night I think I have kpop depression

Eg: San is so beautiful he gives me kpop depression I am crying I love him so much
kpop depression by Exoduex January 9, 2020

Stozier depression 

Stozier depression: caused by the love between Richie Tozier and Stanley Uris that will never be real. Also is caused because you realize that Stozier will never be real because Stanley is dead and you know you can't do anything about it.
I just finished IT2 again and now I'm with an horrible stozier depression.
Stozier depression by wlfhrdluv January 4, 2021